As I wandered the streets of London, I wondered how the Royals address themselves on paper. Surely, they would never use something as common as Mrs or Mr. But what? I came to the conclusion that P. must stand for Princess and decided to adopt it as my own. I would henceforth be known as P. Danielle!
When I got back to my homeland, America, I realised that I had been utterly misguided. I was, afterall, American. The proper honorific is Pss.
My choices were Pee or Piss. I think I chose wisely.